highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

poordork:

alongtime-ago:

Just a few thoughts on this monumental morning

u ever been so mad u just sit and cry

ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

twosillycorgis:

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

commandroid:

scream for 30 days. you dont have to pay anyone

badman300:

“you are what you eat” i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

siglyra:

People: So girl, what’s your favorite scene in a romantic movie? The kiss in the Notebook I bet ahah

Me: 

feminismfuckyeah:

kardashiansfuckyeah:

Kim Kardashian addressing slut shaming, body shaming, etc. This is so important.

robotnerdgirl:

Just how bad did his date go, exactly?

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors